There seems to be a large proportion of not-so-good looking people in the NBA. I’ve narrowed the list down to 10 of the ugliest. Why not make fun of them? They make more money than most people can even dream of making. Here it goes…
10. Michael Ruffin, Washington Wizards
Ruffin has that special kind of ugly that hurts just to look at.9. Stephen Jackson, Indiana Pacers
I can only picture his face of aggression when he was wailing on those fans during the Pacers-Pistons brawl. Maybe I should take his name off of this list. He might come to my house, punch me in the face, and then shoot at me after getting run over by a car, or something.8. Marquis Daniels, Indiana Pacers
He looks like he’s drugged out of his mind. Sometimes, he plays like it too.7. Reggie Evans, Denver Nuggets
Evans is even more known for his dirty tactics on the basketball court. Never, EVER stand directly in front of this guy. Just a warning. Got nuts?6. Kevin Pittsnogle, Boston Celtics
Pittsnogle is a rookie, formerly of West Virginia University, but I’m sure many of you just assumed he was from there, anyways. I wish I had the restraint not to say it, but “You’ve Been Pittsnogled!”5. Robert Swift, Seattle Supersonics
College is the ideal period for people to try new things. Too bad he never went to college.4. Charlie Villanueva, Milwaukee Bucks
I know, he can’t control the fact that he has no hair on his body. But, picture him in a scary movie lurking outside of someone’s house, wearing a black hoody. That would be the creepiest movie ever.3. Shelden Williams, Atlanta Hawks
Williams may be less attractive than most, but who else has a cool nickname like "The Landlord"?2. Chris Kaman, LA Clippers
The man is so ugly that NBA 2K7 made his facial appearance literally look like a zombie’s. He had to get the creators of the video game to soften his features.They were only trying to be realistic.1. Sam Cassell, LA Clippers
One of a kind, a cross between E.T. and Gollum, a winning combination! But you know what, at least he's having fun out there.Honorable Mentions: Tyrone Hill, Popeye Jones, Adam Morrison’s mustache
2 comments:
Shelden Williams looks like a bulldog, except not nearly as cuddly.
O man, I remember watching Sam Cassell back in the day and being like...wtf! With Keith Van Horton and a few other non-lookers, I remember thinking to myself (when I had nets season tix in like...98) that they were probably one of the ugliest teams in the NBA.
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